A real, authentic, genuine, not-so-alive Rhinocerous Beetle was lurking under a pile of scrap wood in the yard. Three not-so-dead scorpions were in the vicinity, but that's a story for another time. The beetle! So lovely! So huge! ...so we put chapstick next to it for scale because that makes the world a better place.
But really, check out those legs! And that face! And the gnarly triceratops-in-training schnoz! (One horn down, two to go!)